Ke$ha's New Jewelry Line Is to Be Worn Only by the Very Bold

By A Mystery Man Writer

Last updated 31 May 2024

Ke$ha's New Jewelry Line Is to Be Worn Only by the Very Bold

Like the saying goes, wear your heart on your sleeve and penises on your accessories. No, never heard that one? Of course not, but what else would you expect from Ke$ha? Tastefully elegant pearls and simple gold chains? Honk shoo. Her new jewelry line, Ke$ha Rose by Charles Albert, has arrived, and the hilariously named "Grow a Pear" line features wellgolden anatomy, you guys. Seriously, check out of a few of the selections: Penis earrings with chain detail, $15 Petite penis ring, $12 Penis charm pendant with chain, $20 (Sold out!) There are other parts of the line that are less unusual, featuring skulls, arrowheads, shark teeth, skulls and roses, and Ke$ha herself looks completely gorgeous modeling the line. And, hey, if you wore this stuff to a bachelorette party, it might be considered classy next to the regular adult-themed accessories. Anyone out there brave enough to wear such bold jewelry? Clearly there are fans, since some of the pieces are sold out already! More man stuff: *10 Genius Ways to Reuse That Bachelorette-Party Penis Cake Pan *15 Nicknames for HisYou Know, Inspired by Movies! *Accidental Penis, the Tumblr That's Going to Make Your Weekend
Like the saying goes, wear your heart on your sleeve and penises on your accessories. No, never heard that one? Of course not, but what else would you expect from Ke$ha? Tastefully elegant pearls and simple gold chains? Honk shoo. Her new jewelry line, Ke$ha Rose by Charles Albert, has arrived, and the hilariously named Grow a Pear line features wellgolden anatomy, you guys. Seriously, check out of a few of the selections: Penis earrings with chain detail, $15 Petite penis ring, $12 Penis charm pendant with chain, $20 (Sold out!) There are other parts of the line that are less unusual, featuring skulls, arrowheads, shark teeth, skulls and roses, and Ke$ha herself looks completely gorgeous modeling the line. And, hey, if you wore this stuff to a bachelorette party, it might be considered classy next to the regular adult-themed accessories. Anyone out there brave enough to wear such bold jewelry? Clearly there are fans, since some of the pieces are sold out already! More man stuff: *10 Genius Ways to Reuse That Bachelorette-Party Penis Cake Pan *15 Nicknames for HisYou Know, Inspired by Movies! *Accidental Penis, the Tumblr That's Going to Make Your Weekend

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