Offensive-ish Crayons - Unique Gifts - Offensive Crayons — Perpetual Kid

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Last updated 23 May 2024

Offensive-ish Crayons - Unique Gifts - Offensive Crayons — Perpetual Kid

Offensive-ish Crayons - Not your normal box of crayons Say goodbye to your old boring crayon box of politically correct colors and say hello to our

Not your normal box of crayons

Say goodbye to your old boring crayon box of politically correct colors and say hello to our Offensive-ish Crayon Box of 24 blunt, direct, whoa they went there, debatable, and irreverent colors.

Include the popular and offensive:

Vaping Douche Violet
Midlife Crisis Gray
Glass of Whine
Participation Trophy Gold
Victim Blame Blue
Eating Your Feelings Orange

Hey Karen, NO these are NOT for kids. We are Perpetual Kid you know, like older people with a mischievous inner child. Please note: If you purchase these crayons and then send an email complaining that you were offended you will be banned from shopping with us again! S E R I O U S L Y! Offensive-ish Crayons are not for sensitive folks!